Friday, October 08, 2010

Friday Fiveteen

  1. Name something you use in the shower. The drain.

  2. Name something people hate to find on their windshield. A dead body.

  3. Name something a man might buy before a date. Penicillin.

  4. Name something you cook in the microwave. Anything that will fit.

  5. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman. Experience. (Oedipus, call your office . . . )

  6. Name an item found in a man's pocket. Something useful, unlike a woman's purse.

  7. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner. Uses a friend's purse as a toilet.

  8. Name a kind of test you cannot study for. Sobriety.

  9. Name a phrase with the word 'home' in it. Home Invasion.

  10. Name your favorite song. Hocus Pocus, by Focus.

  11. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat. Penguin. Duh.

  12. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it. Underwear.

  13. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it. My checking account.

  14. Name the person that is most likely to respond. Like I care. Or have friends.

  15. Name something that can brighten your day. The soon-to-be-extinct 100 watt incandescent lightbulb.