Sunday, January 11, 2009

The Greenest Office

Al Gore's Office

Please note:
  1. The three giant computer monitors sucking up environment-polluting electricity;
  2. The widescreen TV behind him, which he isn't even watching, sucking up even more toxic electricity;
  3. The shadow on the floor beneath the desk, indicating that even though the sun is shining brightly through the windows he has the lights on inside;
  4. The mounds of forest-destroying paper strewn about his desk;
  5. The large easel made out of plastic, a non-renewable resource;
  6. The large frog hanging on the wall, also made from plastic.
Al, is it too much to ask that, if you're going to demand that everyone on the planet reorder their entire lives to "save the planet", you practice just the littlest smidgen of that which you so vociferously preach?