South Florida Runs Out of Gasoline
South Florida should run out of gasoline by this coming Monday (Sept.15th), but I could be wrong; it might take until Tuesday, or even Wednesday. At any rate, you're probably wondering how this could possibly happen. Here's the recipe:
- Find one barrel of oil, the price of which has dropped nearly 40% in the past few months.
- Add some greedy oil companies who sat fat and happy as the price of their barrels of goo skyrocketed, but now are upset that they might not continue to make billions of dollars in profits each and every quarter.
- Stir in three hurricanes, each of which is serious enough to disrupt scheduled tanker deliveries, regular oil production and gasoline refining.
- Beat the living hell out of the rat-bastard oil companies who couldn't be bothered to keep their storage facilities full. Can't have them sitting on top of a bunch of overpriced fuel nobody can afford, now can we?
- Leave South Floridians to sit and fester in the Godforsaken swamps for a week or more with very little gasoline.
- Blame it all on the weather.
1 comment:
Gas prices here jumped fifty cents overnight Friday, and stations ran out of gas anyway. Price gouging at its worst, yet the people beg for more abuse. Go figure.
I stayed home and cleaned my room.
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