Friday Fiveteen

1. Name something you use in the shower. The drain.
   
   
2. Name something people hate to find on their windshield. A dead body.
   
   
3. Name something a man might buy before a date. Penicillin.
   
   
4. Name something you cook in the microwave. Anything that will fit.
   
   
5. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman. Experience. (Oedipus, call your office . . . )
   
   
6. Name an item found in a man's pocket. Something useful, unlike a woman's purse.
   
   
7. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner. Uses a friend's purse as a toilet.
   
   
8. Name a kind of test you cannot study for. Sobriety.
   
   
9. Name a phrase with the word 'home' in it. Home Invasion.
   
   
10. Name your favorite song. Hocus Pocus, by Focus.
    
    
11. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat. Penguin. Duh.
    
    
12. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it. Underwear.
    
    
13. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it. My checking account.
    
    
14. Name the person that is most likely to respond. Like I care. Or have friends.
    
    
15. Name something that can brighten your day. The soon-to-be-extinct 100 watt incandescent lightbulb.

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