Whatever happened to dinner and a movie?

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Application for Stalkership

     What with the unemployment rate being so bad these days, I thought I'd pitch in and do a little hiring. Please feel free to distribute a copy to anyone you think might be interested in the position; there are several openings which I need to fill ASAP.

Download the application as a .PDF (Adobe Reader required)

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Bejeweled Bra Exposed in New York

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Back In Black Penguin

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